Do you hate those knocks on the door with people holding clipboards? Have you thought of running for office but don’t want to be the next Avon lady?
Well, you can skip those pesky 500 petitions needed to run for state office in Michigan. The state’s website recommends getting 1,000 signatures–just to be on the safe side in case you’ve got some bogus citizens or someone’s going to challenge you on using a #3 pencil or a hanging chad.
That’s right! For the low, low price of only $100 and a notarized form by 4 PM Tuesday, April 22nd, you too can be on the primary ballot for the Michigan State Senate.